19-2: Lettuce Varieties II

19-2: Lettuce Varieties II

This one is killing me, I cannot think of how to write even more about lettuce than I did in 19-1: Lettuce Varieties I.

So, here is 19-2: Lettuce Varieties II, for you to skim/ignore (because no one cares about lettuce) and me to finally get out of my queue–it’s been in there since 2022.

As usual, we’ll talk about some recipes that use these types of lettuce behind the jump. You’ll also get 3 MORE types of lettuce after that, because there’s also the back of the card!

Yay?


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19-1: Lettuce Varieties I

19-1: Lettuce Varieties I

Is anyone excited by lettuce? No? Well, too bad, because I’ve got two of these to get through.

First up: 19-1: Lettuce Varieties I. Simply Delicious knew they had to break this up into multiple installments, because who could handle all this lettuce at once?

This copy sounds like AI garbage long before that was even a thing. In fact, I think the AI sounds better, and I hate AI.

Sigh…I’m having just a hard of a time selling lettuce to you as they are. Let’s just keep moving.


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2-5: Caribbean Seafood Salad

2-5: Caribbean Seafood Salad

Every so often throughout this project, I run into entries that make no sense, culinarily. I’ll admit–my knowledge of Caribbean cuisine is probably more limited compared to other types. However, I find it hard to believe that 2-5: Caribbean Seafood Salad is an “authentic” representation of a real Caribbean dish.

The other similar recipes I’ve found for “Caribbean seafood salad” include pineapple, papaya, and/or mango, and all look much better than this apple/banana/asparagus mess. Keep that in mind–there’s better ways to use these ingredients (and to make a “Caribbean seafood salad”) than what they’re out here trying to do.


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1-3: Melon with Smoked Turkey

1-3: Melon with Smoked Turkey

Believe it or not, 1-3: Melon with Smoked Turkey is one of my last few remaining Group 01: Hot and Cold Appetizers recipes left to cover. I’ve put this one off for a while because I’m not a big fan of melon (other than watermelons)–but when the weekly CSA box keeps bringing them to you, you have to do something with them.

Theirs looks super fancy–mine looks like a sloppy mess. I suppose if I were actually serving this for a party I would have tried harder. Melon + meat = appetizer isn’t a new equation–even Pillsbury has their own version. Most versions include prosciutto instead of turkey, which is the variant I’m more familiar with.


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