Is anyone excited by lettuce? No? Well, too bad, because I’ve got two of these to get through.
First up: 19-1: Lettuce Varieties I. Simply Delicious knew they had to break this up into multiple installments, because who could handle all this lettuce at once?

This copy sounds like AI garbage long before that was even a thing. In fact, I think the AI sounds better, and I hate AI.
Sigh…I’m having just a hard of a time selling lettuce to you as they are. Let’s just keep moving.
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